Founding plan: 10 spots · 4 ads a month for $399

Meta ad ideas, on tap

Feed
the
beast.

The algorithm eats ad creative for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Vetted Meta experts pitch fresh ideas for your brand every week. You only pay for the ones you make.

For brands spending A$10k+ a month on Meta

01 · The beast

It's always
hungry.

Meta reads your creative first and finds the audience second. Ten versions of one idea are still one idea. Every week it wants something new, and every week someone has to come up with it.

A

You run the ads

You're the strategist, the buyer and the editor. The beast eats faster than you can cook.

B

An agency runs them

Great for three months. Then it's leftovers. Anything new means another brief and another wait.

Either way, the ideas run out.
The appetite doesn't.

02 · The fix

We keep
it fed.

A bench of vetted Meta ads experts. Accounts by day, your brand by night. They study your reviews and your category, then pitch you ideas. You pick. You only pay for what you make.

  • Every expert has run real Meta accounts and passed our review
  • Paid only when you commit to their idea
  • Signs over the rights, so what you buy is yours
The benchFounding expert · more joining

Matthew Bedwell

LinkedIn ↗

Founder, Hook Fountain · Head of growth and marketing for Australian DTC brands

  • Top 50 People in eCommerce 2026
  • Head of Growth at DIY Blinds (Fast 50 and Fast 100); digital marketing at Deliciou (Fast 50)
  • Head of Digital Marketing at Wipertech, a DTC brand across Australia and New Zealand
  • Founding team at Megaphone Marketing and Eva

Knows best Trades and hard goods · home improvement · automotive · food and beverage

Next seat on the bench

Run Meta ads for a living?

Pitch ideas in your spare time. Paid every time a brand commits to yours.

Apply to pitch →

The rule

No AI slop
grenades.

Every idea is researched and written by a human Meta expert who has read your reviews and watched your ads. AI sketches the storyboard. That's where it stops.

Human-made. Beast-approved.
SLOP

03 · How it works

Sign up once.
Eat forever.

  1. 01

    Join the list

    Your email and your brand. One click to accept the viewing terms: confidential, evaluation only.

    Free
  2. 02

    Get pitched

    Experts send ideas for your brand by email: the idea in a few lines, and who it's from.

    Free pitches
  3. 03

    Commit to the good ones

    The idea is locked to you. No competitor in your category gets it. Pass on the rest.

    $129 per ad
  4. 04

    Get the work

    Research, script and storyboard, ready to shoot, in five working days.

    5 working days
Pay as you go $129 per ad

Commit to one idea at a time. Nothing ongoing.

Monthly planFounding plan · 10 spots
$399 a month

4 ad credits (about $100 an ad) and at least 10 pitches a month to choose from. Unused credits roll over a month. Cancel anytime.

If what we deliver doesn't match the pitch, we rewrite it or refund you. AUD ex GST.

04 · What you get

Every idea,
ready to shoot.

1

Ad concept

The one idea, the angle, and who it is for.

2

Data and research

The insight it's built on: your reviews, your ads and your competitors' ads, measured.

3

Script

Written line by line, ready to shoot or hand to a creator.

4

Storyboard

A frame for every beat, drawn to Meta's 9:16 safe zones.

Inside the script
Hook2x

Two openings for the first three seconds. Test both.

Body1x

The proof: the product doing the thing buyers love.

Outro1x

The close and the call to action.

two hooks, one body. shoot once, test twice.

05 · A pitch, up close

What lands
in your inbox.

The free pitch Canopy Co. (fictional) · ute canopies
The insight

Buyers keep praising one thing: after a long dirt road, the gear inside is still clean. It comes up in 61 of 214 reviews and in none of the nine ads running.

The hook

"My swag came out cleaner than it went in."

Delivered when you commit · $129
  • The full ad concept, with the data and research behind it
  • Script: 2 hooks, 1 body, 1 outro
  • Storyboard: a frame for every beat
  • Category exclusivity: no competitor gets it

Fictional brand. Figures illustrative, to show the format.

06 · Join the list

The beast
is hungry.

Tell us your brand and experts start pitching it. Pitches arrive by email. You only pay when one is worth making.

  • Free to join, free pitches
  • $129 an ad, or $399 a month for 4
  • Rewrite or refund if it doesn't match the pitch

Opens an email to hello@hookfountain.com with your details filled in. Just press send.